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\"E Talking\" is a song by Belgian electronic music duo Soulwax. It was released as the second single from their third studio album, Any Minute Now (2004), on 17 January 2005. It reached number 27 on the UK Singles Chart in 2005. A snippet of the song is featured on their 2005 album Nite Versions, through a hidden track in the pregap.
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