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Miss Universe 1961 was the 10th Miss Universe pageant, held at the Miami Beach Auditorium in Miami Beach, Florida, United States on July 15, 1961.
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Friedrich Peter Johannes Joussen is a German businessman, and the former executive chairman (Vorstandsvorsitzender) of TUI Group.
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