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Gracie Gilbert is an Australian former actress, best known for her role as Tammy Lane in the Fox8 teen drama series SLiDE, as Vicki in Lockie Leonard, as gangster Squizzy Taylor's mistress Ida Pender in Underbelly: Squizzy, and as Annie in Love Child.
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The Metropolis of Kyiv was an autonomous metropolis of the Ecumenical Patriarchate of Constantinople with center in Kyiv after its formation in 988 as a result of the Christianization of Rus by Volodymyr the Great until January 6, 2019, when it received the Tomos on Autocephaly.
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